"If I Had A Million Dollars"

by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K Car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help. It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there, somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge & stuff
And there'd be foods laid out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmmm
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame 'em?
Ah, yeah!

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel
And If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an Emu

And, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Meric's remains
Ooo, all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limosine cuz it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't HAVE to eat Kraft Dinner

But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more...
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup!
Mmm!

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkle

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?!

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich