I wrote a post for today. A long one.

But I decided in the end that it was too long and bitchy and whiny and full of egotistic, self-pitying rants that I decided to save anyone that might have read if I had posted it the torment.

So you get this instaed.

A tooter who tooted a toot,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

That's my fave tongue twister - I can say it super-fast and I love the blank looked I get in return when they hear what, I guess, sounds like gibberish to them. Actually, the most common response I get is, "All I heard was toot toot toot toot toot"