Apparently my lack of soft drinks and coffee and basically anything caffeineish has caused me to become caffeine intolerant. At least that is what I am hypothesizing.

The past few times I made myself a nice steaming mug of coffee, I would become horribly nauseous shortly after finishing the cup (or halfway through it if I am unlucky enough). Naturally, horribly nauseous led to horribly retching which in turn led to horribly gazing at chunks of food floating around in the toilet bowl.

The stuff just plain makes me sick... which altogether sucks ass coz I like drinking the occasional cuppa joe. Just not everyday.