My mom's friend is into direct selling and trying to sell this weird gel stuff -- Agel, it's called.

Interesting concept - gels - but what really caught my attention (and my humour) was the little paragraph at the back of the little package that just about everything in the world has -- the description.

Agel is founded on the concept of independence. Independence from illness. Independence from THE MAN.

Haha! That cracks me up. Can you just imagine the ads for that?

"Want your independence from THE MAN? Begging to let the inner-bohemian out? Is the rebel in you feeling caged? Well, worry no more! Take once a day to keep THE MAN at bay. Now available in convenient consumable gel form. Buy 5, get a free tin hat to keep those voices out of your head."

I guess what I am trying to convey here is: WHO THE FUCK USES THE TERM 'THE MAN' ANYMORE?